Monday, January 20, 2014

Sometimes Ya Just Hafta Groan



A husband and wife tried for many years to have children, to no avail.  Finally, after they had almost given up hope, the wife got pregnant.  They were ecstatic!  However, when the baby was finally born, there was only a head.  They decided that they could still love it and take care of it for as long as possible and so they did, naming him after his father.

When the boy reached 21 years of age, his father decided to take him to a bar to introduce him to “a man’s drink.”  At the bar, he proudly announced that his son was now of age and ordered a Scotch for each of them.  They sipped and talked for a while but when the son finished his drink, suddenly a torso popped out beneath the head!

The father could not believe it!  “Your mother will be so excited.  She has always prayed for such a day.”  They decided to have another drink to celebrate before going home to share the good news.  When the son finished his second drink, suddenly arms popped out from the shoulders of the torso!

Well, this clearly called for a third drink.  After which legs popped out of the bottom of the torso.

Father and son hurried out to the parking lot to head home to share the miracle with the boy’s mother.  But in the parking lot, the boy was hit by a truck and killed instantly!

The moral of the story is:  You should always quit while you’re a head.

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